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animalstalkinginallcaps:

I LOVE YOU.

I LOVE YOU TOO. LETS IMMEDIATELY MAKE ONE THOUSAND BABIES AND BUY A GREAT BIG HOUSE IN A REALLY BORING NEIGHBORHOOD MILES AWAY FROM ALL OUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY SO THE CHILDREN CAN PLAY ALL DAY WHILE YOU COOK AND CLEAN AND TEACH THEM IMPORTANT LIFE LESSONS.

UM, I WAS THINKING MAYBE WE COULD GO TO PARIS AND HAVE AN ADVENTURE WHILE WE’RE STILL YOUNG-

OH! AND I CAN FINALLY LEARN TO PLAY GUITAR, SINCE YOU’LL BE TIRED AT NIGHT FROM ALL THE CLEANING AND COOKING AND CHILDBEARING AND STUFF.